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	<description>Save the Internet!  Stop forwarding all that crap to your friends.  Tell them to see it all here.</description>
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	<title>YouTube.com is Down</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-10T08:52:44</dc:date>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-10T00:36:04</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:f&#111;r&#119;ar&#100;&#64;&#100;on&#116;&#102;or&#119;&#97;rd.c&#111;&#109;)</dc:creator>
	
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	<title>The Bikini Artist Project</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-10T00:12:38</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:f&#111;&#114;w&#97;r&#100;&#64;&#100;o&#110;t&#102;orw&#97;&#114;&#100;.&#99;&#111;m)</dc:creator>
	
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The idea for the Bikini Artist Project originated in my personal experience. An acquaintance once told me that I painted so quickly, that I should have on of those Bob-Ross type shows. I jokingly responded that I would have to be wearing a bikini for anyone to be interested in that today.

 
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	<p>The idea for the Bikini Artist Project originated in my personal experience. An acquaintance once told me that I painted so quickly, that I should have on of those Bob-Ross type shows. I jokingly responded that I would have to be wearing a bikini for anyone to be interested in that today.</a></p>
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	<title>Hard to Dispute This Warning Label</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-08T14:40:42</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:&#102;o&#114;&#119;ard&#64;do&#110;&#116;forwa&#114;&#100;.com)</dc:creator>
	
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Click for full size</description>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-08T14:27:28</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:&#102;orwa&#114;&#100;&#64;dont&#102;o&#114;ward&#46;co&#109;)</dc:creator>
	
<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>	<description>These folks use Google Maps to pinpoint all the identifiable locations featured on Seinfeld.
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	<title>Pictures of Women With Extremely Long Hair</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-08T09:19:16</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:f&#111;rwar&#100;&#64;dontf&#111;&#114;&#119;ard.&#99;om)</dc:creator>
	
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A strange little collection.
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	<title>Anita Hoare</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-08T08:57:35</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:f&#111;rw&#97;&#114;d&#64;d&#111;n&#116;&#102;or&#119;&#97;r&#100;&#46;&#99;o&#109;)</dc:creator>
	
<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
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I'm pretty sure Hugh G. Rection isn't a real name, but it's in the book.
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	<dc:date>2006-03-07T23:13:24</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:fo&#114;w&#97;&#114;d&#64;d&#111;n&#116;f&#111;&#114;wa&#114;&#100;.com)</dc:creator>
	
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	<title>Hot Sex</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-07T22:46:08</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:for&#119;a&#114;&#100;&#64;&#100;ontfo&#114;w&#97;r&#100;&#46;co&#109;)</dc:creator>
	
<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>	<description>Women always spoil the moment.



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	<title>Simpsons With Live Actors</title>
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	<dc:date>2006-03-07T09:23:40</dc:date>
	<dc:creator>Jeff (mailto:&#102;&#111;&#114;&#119;&#97;&#114;&#100;&#64;&#100;&#111;n&#116;&#102;&#111;rwa&#114;&#100;&#46;com)</dc:creator>
	
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