No more posts will be added to dontforward.com! All new material will be posted on www.wholesalecrap.com from today on. It’ll still be the same good stuff, but with tons of new crap… over a hundred links on every page!

I intend to add every funny thing that’s on the web. Don’t worry. Only the hand-picked goodies will be on the front page, so you’ll feel right at home there.

My goal is to create a humor portal, so you only need to visit one site for all your time-wasting needs.

This website isn’t going anywhere. It’ll remain frozen in time, so all of you who linked to stuff here won’t get bad links (plus, who wants to walk away from a good google page rank!)

“dontforward.com” will now be re-directed to the new site. If you want to see stuff here, visit www.dontforward.com/home, or any other link on this domain.

Google Guide(Advanced Operators)

I should refer to this page more often. Searching Google is a science which can yield stuff others can’t find. Sometimes it’s hard to find something for all the clutter out there. Here’s a perfect example…

safesearch:
If you include safesearch: in your query, Google will exclude adult-content. For example, [ safesearch:breasts ] will search for information on breasts without returning adult or pornographic sites.

It really pays to know your Google tricks!

I wasn’t going to make this public so soon, but I’m finally getting around to creating that site I promised you o so long ago. It’s an automated version of DontForward, with my hand-picked items on the front page, just like the old site.

Visit the site, and send any suggestions to “forward at dontforward dot com”.

It’s a little disorganized thus far. There’s just so much content, and it’s hard to make it all accessible to you. Fine tuning continues daily.

Hope you like it.

Add vital elements, in the correct order for life to evolve on earth

Speaking of doing things in the right order, this arrived in my inbox today…

The life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room
service on tap, and larger quarters everyday. Finally, you finish your
life as
an orgasm.

I rest my case

Thanks Noemi

A dark animation

A Flashterpiece!

Thanks Damien

Thanks Damien

You may have heard of Knoppix live CDs, which act as a backup operating system if you have too much trouble with Windows. Just pop the CD in your PC and reboot, and you’re running Linux. Nothing gets installed on your computer, so removing the CD and rebooting takes you back to Windows.

This isn’t news, of course, but I just learned that there’s a DVD version that’s more full featured. If you have a DVD burner, download the ISO file and make a copy. Even if you don’t want to change operating systems, an emergency boot disk is essential, and FREE!

I’m downloading it now (4+GB). I’ll let you know how it works.

PS: Google “Linux Live CD” for other versions.

Update: I tried it, and it has lots of features, but you know me… I need the internet stuff. While the DVD had Firefox on it (good!), it doesn’t have basic plugins installed, like Macromedia Flash. Come on! That’s basic stuff, and it’s a big DVD. 4GB of stuff and no Flash? Oh well.

For those who don’t know, you can install plugins with a live CD, but they need to be re-installed every time you re-boot. Only the stuff that comes with the DVD will be there every time.

Aaaagh! And they’re not even trying to be funny.

MappyHour Combines Google Maps with a database of adult drinking establishments. Always know where to find a bar!